What does a Redneck do when the Alternator quits working on his truck, 50 miles from home on a Sunday, when the car parts stores aren't open?
Well, he uses a gas-powered generator tied into the bed of the truck with an extension cord running into the cab, which is plugged into a battery charger. The charger cables run out the door and under the hood and are hooked to the battery.
Tristan made it as far as Whitefish this morning before the battery died, so Steven and I went down and took him the generator and other stuff. It was the easiest way we could think of to get him and his truck home. Would have worked pretty slick, too, except the generator seized up. We ended up running jumper cables from our car to his truck and giving him a charge, before which Steven and Tristan had put new cable ends on the battery cables so there would be a good connection.
When we got home they pulled the alternator off and the brushes were pretty much worn off. Tomorrow they'll see about getting new ones from NAPA.

